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I'm sure we've all come to our own conclusions on the whole "which came first: the chicken or the egg?" conundrum.

Here is one that is far more perplexing:

At what point in history...and better yet WHY did someone say:
"You see them dangling things under that cow. We should squeeze 'em and drink whatever comes out."

How much trial and error was involved? Why would you even consider ingesting the secretions from another animal?
(Note: I am glad all that testing was done, cause I really do love a cold, cold glass of milk with some fresh hot cookies or a PB&J sammy!)


Need another?

How many frogs were licked before someone discovered a specific one (Bufo Alvaris) had a hallucinogenic effect.

Seriously...this crap keeps me awake at night


Havoc

LOL Havoc unwrapping the mysteries of the universe.
Here's one: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Answer: The world may never know.

I have ADHD pretty badly, so these are some things that cross my mind when I get free time:

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

What is the speed of dark?

If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress?

I have an answer to your question about the toast and cat. What happens is right before the cat hits the ground, it stops, goes into an uncontrollable spin in mid-air and spinning so fast it explodes...

bahahaha

I would think everyone knows the answer to that one.

I got one...

When you send something by truck or car, it's a shipment.

Sent by a boat, it's called cargo...?

You park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway.

Why is a hernia not a hisnia?

Why do we call "apartments" APARTments when they are so close together?

If more than one goose is geese, why isn't more that one moose called meese?

?por que tu no hablan espanol pero yo hablo espanol?

why dont you speak spanish do you speak spanish? im a tad rusty
no me gusta espanol por que es muy dificil

I think the translation is I speak Spanish, why don't you speak Spanish? Sometimes the phrases are reversed.

Caleb, what does it say?

rufus youre right

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

my conjugations suck

lol i am so sad to see such thought going on, maybe you all should just KGB it, that way a scary russian man will break into your house... yell randomly at you and magically your parents don't exist lol

Whose the bigger fool? The fool or the fool that follows him?

you cant just pull out a starwars quote like that and not expect me and skiera to see it

I don't care. It's still something to think about.